Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
End of May
Whats New:
Well if you don't know I have been working at Staples for about a month and I am enjoying it for the most part. I get to use my hands and built chairs from the ground up or from the table down. I don't even bother with the directions any more cause after you have built one chair you can build them all. Some chairs don't even come with screws and it takes about 52 seconds to put it together, but they charge the customer 7.99 assembly fee, But the customer doesn't know how long it takes me. Also I get to sit around a lot "testing" my chairs to try and get a feel for each chair. It is hard work.
I dropped out of school this past term and don't really miss it all that much. I enjoy my freedom.
My birthday came and went this past Thursday. I turned 22. But according to my family they think I look 15 and still a freshman in High School. They always say "Grow back your goatee and mustache cause you look older", and I respond, "I will when the time presents it self." I got a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and like all great mothers out there, the clothes didn't fit. The shorts were tan and were to short. I felt like Crocodile Dundee on a safari Expedition. This shirt was to tight. So I went and returned them and got something else.
Well I have been sitting here for the past two minutes trying to think of what else is new. I guess nothing else. Maybe tomorrow.
Hey tomorrow is June! Summer is 21 days away.
I will try to post a poem on Wednesday! I know how much you enjoy them!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Odysseus - A Song Of Hope
Long days and longer nights, they stretch like barren seas.
God only knows if we'll ever see home or if that home remembers me.
We have heard the sirens song and we have braved the hydras maw
A dream of glory gone too far to make a place in history ours.
Servants, strangers, heroes to ourselves
Hearts beat in rhythm as we sail
And I will not die forgotten to this world
Icons and vagabonds, the rulers of this earth
We are the dead
We are the homesick, lost and loveless
Left to live (cause we won't die)
Though stretched and broken we will rise
We are the deaf
But you will hear us sing again
A song of hope (a song of life)
A song to urge the ill advised
We live or die the chosen few to face the early graying dawn
Let history remember us as those who conquered the beyond
Ageless and mighty let our legend outlive time
Warriors and proud men all, you will hear of our lives
Servants, strangers, heroes to ourselves
Hearts beat in rhythm as we sail
And I will not die forgotten to this world
Icons and vagabonds, the rulers of this earth
We are the dead
We are the homesick, lost and loveless
Left to live (cause we won't die)
Though stretched and broken we will rise
We are the deaf
But you will hear us sing again
A song of hope (a song of life)
A song to urge the ill advised, ill advised
Cause we won't die
I will not die
We are the dead
We are the homesick, lost and loveless
Left to live (cause we won't die)
Though stretched and broken we will rise
We are the deaf
But you will hear us sing again
A song of hope (a song of life)
A song to urge the ill advised.
-by The Showdown
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed,
and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,
it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must
tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering
an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to
pass it before you can get into Heaven.'
Forrest responds, 'It sure is
good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance
exam I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.
Life was a big enough test
as it was.'
St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I
know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
First:
What two days of the week
begin with the letter T?
Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?
Third:
What is God's first name?'
Forrest leaves to think the questions
over He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and
says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over,
tell me your answers.'
Forrest replied, 'Well, the
first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'?
Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'
The Saint's eyes opened wide and
he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do
have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit
for that answer. How about the next one?' asked St. Peter.
'How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, 'but I thunk and thunk about
that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'
Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?
Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds
in a year?'
Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's
got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... '
'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter.
'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,
though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give
you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question.
Can you tell me God's first name'?
'Sure,' Forrest replied,
'it's Andy.'
'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated
and frustrated St Peter.
'Ok, I can understand how you
came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the
world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'
'Shucks, that was the easiest
one of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song,
ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
and said: 'Run, Forrest, run.'
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Movie Review - Knowing
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Start the day right!
This is a 60 second video commercial that I did for one of my classes.
Thanks Steve, for the help.
Enjoy!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Wednesday Poem
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Wednesday Poem
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Movie Review - Defiance
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Robert Frost
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.