Christmas Wrapture

this is what I did last week...

Star Wars Kid

Forrest Gump goes to Heaven

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed,

and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,

it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must

tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering

an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to

pass it before you can get into Heaven.'

Forrest responds, 'It sure is

good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance

exam I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.

Life was a big enough test

as it was.'

St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I

know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

First:

What two days of the week

begin with the letter T?

Second:

How many seconds are there in a year?

Third:

What is God's first name?'

Forrest leaves to think the questions

over He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and

says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over,

tell me your answers.'

Forrest replied, 'Well, the

first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'?

Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'

The Saint's eyes opened wide and

he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do

have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit

for that answer. How about the next one?' asked St. Peter.

'How many seconds in a year?

Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, 'but I thunk and thunk about

that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'

Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?

Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds

in a year?'

Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's

got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... '

'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter.

'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,

though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give

you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question.

Can you tell me God's first name'?

'Sure,' Forrest replied,

'it's Andy.'

'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated

and frustrated St Peter.

'Ok, I can understand how you

came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the

world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'

'Shucks, that was the easiest

one of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song,

ANDY WALKS WITH ME,

ANDY TALKS WITH ME,

ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,

and said: 'Run, Forrest, run.'

-Thanks for this Uncle Bill

Biathlon

Have a laugh! :)

Start the day right!

This is a 60 second video commercial that I did for one of my classes.

Thanks Steve, for the help.

Enjoy!

For the Record

The past Ultimate Frisbee season I played: 91 games.

From February 4th until November 4: 37 days of playing.

With an average of: 2.458 game played per day played.

Most games played in one time: 4 games on July 29th.

Best winning streak: 8 games, from July 22nd-August 1st.

Worst losing streak: 3 games on one day, August 19th.

Final record: won 65 games, lost 26 games.

Winning percentage: .714

All ready for the next season: priceless

This Group Rocks!

-This is from our musical we had about a week ago!

Why Athletes can't hold down a real job

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all dem kids to copulate me."

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." (My personal favorite!)

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ."

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Kid, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye." (Dead man walking.)

Kudos to Steve...

XIVth

I have been "busy" getting ready to live down in Ashland. Packing up things, buying things, moving things, unloading things. etc. I got to see my aparmetn for the first time on Wednesday and it looks pretty good. A nice fit for us three.

Wednesday was my sister's birthday. she turned 17! So this a belated happy Birthday Molly! I said it in person already. It was fun! We watched The Ulimate Gift which was good/pretty good. Played a game, ate some cake and ice cream. Saturday is my mom's birthday. Yipee! More food and ice cream.

I am right listening to music by this composer, Justin Durban. He writes his own music and divides into different styles, like epic, drama, action, etc. He is pretty good and he lets you download it. Very neat!

I am right now reading a book by Tim Downs called Head Game about how one of this guy's friends commits suicide and he doesn't know why? I just started it and it is pretty cool.

Tommorrow is Wash for life that i am going to go to and express my skills as an automoble cleaner. Hopefully someone can wash my car too.

And now a random picture to send you on your way this Friday, a day of Serenity!

See the six rainbows! :)

Hop on Board

This was Steve's idea and it turned out pretty well. Don't close your eyes!:)

Road Trip!

On The Road.
Driving....fast!

Steve's photography.
At the Water Park.

Me going down this cool slide. Like a 5 store drop.

Oh, Yeah!

Steve going down...(yawn).

Yep, he survived too.

Ahh....it was a taste of Paradise.

Check out these studs.

Some more of Steve's photography.

....and more.

Here we are playing some Frisbee Golf.

Throw it straight, Steve.

It was a blast.

I could be on a trading card.

At the beach.

I wonder who took this picture?

A Ferris wheel.

In front of the Haunted Castle. It was very scary. :)

Look its a roller coaster.

At night on the Wharf.

Yep, we had a awesome time down South. My Aunt and Uncle were very nice and we ate like kings everyday. Tomorrow( or sometime later) I will post something that you usually don't see on every blog. At least not home made....

Bowling

Last nite I went bowling and bowled a 94 in the first game and a 110 the second. I had 3 spares in the first game and 5 spares in the second game, but no strikes. Grrrrr!!! Oh well, some other time I suppose.

Have an awesome Friday!

^_^

Just got back from rafting and now I am hot....

Idaho Trip pic #4

Here is us guys playing some Rummy. I won! We we all drinking milk and eating cookies. Before this we were outside playing Volleyball that we had rigged up between two trees on the Mormon's church lawn. We tried really hard to screw up there lawn as much as possible. :) Casey and I beat Toby and Jeremy in Volleyball!

Idaho Trip pic #3

Here we are outside playing with River. We were trying to teach him to catch and throw the Frisbee, but he wasn't too goo at it. I taught him how to open his arms wide like an alligators mouth, but he could not quite catch the Frisbee every time. Most of the time he would just run around in the grass having a good time.

Idaho Trip pic #2

Here is a great picture with Jeremy and I getting to hold our niece and nephew. We had to sweep them up before they realized what was happening. They were a little scared around us, Felicity more so than River. River was really rowdy and crazy around us, with Jeremy the most.

Stay tuned for another pic tommorrow. All this week are Idaho pics.

Idaho Trip pic #1

Here's a picture of us guys and girl out at the Callahans.

It was a nice evening of enjoying the outdoors and of getting to know new people.

As you can see it goes in order from the oldest to the youngest.

Isn't she cute!

My Niece Felicity

Also I thought this picture was really cool!

Talent Show pictures..

"Chariots of Fire"

"Matchmaker"

"Moonlight Sonata"

"The three munchkins"

"Dramatic Readings"

"A Night With the Session Revealed"

"Duo Interpretation"

"Dawn Patrol"

"Going Courtin"

"The three fat ladies sing"

One wild Friday night! Very Fun!

Smile like you mean it...

I think this picture speaks for itself.